Are you the first one in your friend group to Google something? Do you solve petty mysteries like “Who ate the last slice?” or “Why is the WiFi slow?” before the coffee kicks in? Do you get the scoop on the new lady in town before every body knows who she really is?
Then congratulations—you’re Practically a Detective.
This bold hat is your unofficial badge of honor. Featuring arched text in an authoritative, police-style font, this hat makes it clear: you're not snooping, you're investigating.
Whether you're interrogating toddlers, decoding text messages, or piecing together last night's group chat drama, this hat keeps your brain warm and your suspects on notice.
🧢 Details:
Bold embroidered design in black for sharp, classic style
Structured, comfortable fit—no lie detector needed
Great for nosy neighbors, true crime junkies, and overqualified parents
Pairs well with coffee, suspicion, and unsolicited advice
Perfect Gift For:
The friend who sends screenshots with red circles
Your mom (she already knows what you did)
Yourself—because being observant is a full-time job
Size guide
| |
SIZE (inches) |
| S/M |
21 ¼-22 ¾ |
| L/XL |
22 ⅜-23 ⅞ |
