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Notorious Tee
Notorious Tee Professional Island Vibes Defender™ Men's Rash Guard
Notorious Tee Professional Island Vibes Defender™ Men's Rash Guard
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"Sun’s out—but not your skin!"
🏖️ Sick of lobster-red sunburns wrecking your beach days? Meet the Defender™ Rash Guard—your new SPF 50+ life partner in polyester-spandex disguise.
Why You Need It:
Stretchy AF: 82% polyester, 18% spandex = four-way stretch so comfortable, you’ll forget you’re wearing it (until someone says, “Nice shirt!”).
Extra Length: Tailored with longer sleeves & body—ideal for that awkward tuck-in-time or if you’re just a tall island legend.
Flat Seams, Flat Tears: No chafing; just smooth sailing and sanding.
UPF 50+ Armor: Blocks ~98% of harmful rays so you can rack up sand hours, not burns.
Instant Perks:
Makes you look like you belong on a tropical travel reel (tip: add a coconut drink & solfajita soundtrack 😉).
Obligatory “Is that new?” remark included—free of charge.
Makes sunscreen optional—but we still recommend slathering under arms. #ReapplyAlways
Sizing Chart:
XS–3XL — fit for beach gazelles, lake loungers, and dock daredevils of all sizes.
Grab it Now for $33 and ride the wave without looking like a cooked prawn 🦞
🏖️ Sick of lobster-red sunburns wrecking your beach days? Meet the Defender™ Rash Guard—your new SPF 50+ life partner in polyester-spandex disguise.
Why You Need It:
Stretchy AF: 82% polyester, 18% spandex = four-way stretch so comfortable, you’ll forget you’re wearing it (until someone says, “Nice shirt!”).
Extra Length: Tailored with longer sleeves & body—ideal for that awkward tuck-in-time or if you’re just a tall island legend.
Flat Seams, Flat Tears: No chafing; just smooth sailing and sanding.
UPF 50+ Armor: Blocks ~98% of harmful rays so you can rack up sand hours, not burns.
Instant Perks:
Makes you look like you belong on a tropical travel reel (tip: add a coconut drink & solfajita soundtrack 😉).
Obligatory “Is that new?” remark included—free of charge.
Makes sunscreen optional—but we still recommend slathering under arms. #ReapplyAlways
Sizing Chart:
XS–3XL — fit for beach gazelles, lake loungers, and dock daredevils of all sizes.
Grab it Now for $33 and ride the wave without looking like a cooked prawn 🦞
Size guide
CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
XS | 36 ¼ | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
S | 37 ¾ | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
M | 39 ⅜ | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
L | 42 ½ | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
XL | 45 ⅝ | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
2XL | 48 ⅞ | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
3XL | 52 | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
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