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Notorious Tee
Notorious Tee Safety Third Unisex t-shirt
Notorious Tee Safety Third Unisex t-shirt
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Who says safety has to be first? This shirt proudly reminds everyone that life’s too short to live like a warning label. Perfect for the daredevils, the “hold my beer” crowd, or anyone who thinks OSHA is just a suggestion.
Why you need this shirt:
✅ Soft as a safety blanket – 100% combed and ring-spun cotton that feels like a hug from a marshmallow.
✅ Lightweight but durable – Won’t slow you down while you ignore common sense.
✅ Unisex fit – Flattering whether you’re wearing it on a jobsite, a boat, or running from your own bad decisions.
Fabric Specs:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) – breathable enough for questionable choices in hot weather
Pre-shrunk fabric – it may shrink in the wash, but your judgment won’t improve
Side-seamed construction & shoulder-to-shoulder taping – built to survive more than your weekend plans
When to wear it:
Riding shotgun with someone who thinks turn signals are optional
“Helping” a buddy with home improvement after three beers
Any family gathering where “Don’t try this at home” becomes a challenge
Sizing & Fit
Order your normal size for a comfortable fit. If you’re in between sizes, size up—this gives you extra room to dodge incoming projectiles of bad ideas.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause excessive laughter, unsolicited high-fives, and people telling you about their wildest “I probably shouldn’t have done that” stories.
Why you need this shirt:
✅ Soft as a safety blanket – 100% combed and ring-spun cotton that feels like a hug from a marshmallow.
✅ Lightweight but durable – Won’t slow you down while you ignore common sense.
✅ Unisex fit – Flattering whether you’re wearing it on a jobsite, a boat, or running from your own bad decisions.
Fabric Specs:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) – breathable enough for questionable choices in hot weather
Pre-shrunk fabric – it may shrink in the wash, but your judgment won’t improve
Side-seamed construction & shoulder-to-shoulder taping – built to survive more than your weekend plans
When to wear it:
Riding shotgun with someone who thinks turn signals are optional
“Helping” a buddy with home improvement after three beers
Any family gathering where “Don’t try this at home” becomes a challenge
Sizing & Fit
Order your normal size for a comfortable fit. If you’re in between sizes, size up—this gives you extra room to dodge incoming projectiles of bad ideas.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause excessive laughter, unsolicited high-fives, and people telling you about their wildest “I probably shouldn’t have done that” stories.
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