Notorious Tee Safety Third Unisex t-shirt

Who says safety has to be first? This shirt proudly reminds everyone that life’s too short to live like a warning label. Perfect for the daredevils, the “hold my beer” crowd, or anyone who thinks OSHA is just a suggestion.

Why you need this shirt:

✅ Soft as a safety blanket – 100% combed and ring-spun cotton that feels like a hug from a marshmallow.

✅ Lightweight but durable – Won’t slow you down while you ignore common sense.

✅ Unisex fit – Flattering whether you’re wearing it on a jobsite, a boat, or running from your own bad decisions.

✅ On-demand printing – Made just for you, because we’re too rebellious for overstock.

Fabric Specs:

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) – breathable enough for questionable choices in hot weather

Pre-shrunk fabric – it may shrink in the wash, but your judgment won’t improve

Side-seamed construction & shoulder-to-shoulder taping – built to survive more than your weekend plans

When to wear it:

Riding shotgun with someone who thinks turn signals are optional

“Helping” a buddy with home improvement after three beers

Any family gathering where “Don’t try this at home” becomes a challenge

Sizing & Fit
Order your normal size for a comfortable fit. If you’re in between sizes, size up—this gives you extra room to dodge incoming projectiles of bad ideas.

Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause excessive laughter, unsolicited high-fives, and people telling you about their wildest “I probably shouldn’t have done that” stories.

Size guide