Bold. Raw. Real. This shirt says what everyone’s thinking but no one’s saying. The Somewhere Between Cocaine and Jesus tee isn’t just a shirt—it’s a statement. Whether you’re finding yourself, losing your mind, or just riding the wild road of life, this high-contrast, vintage-style design tells your story loud and clear.
Featuring a curved “SOMEWHERE” at the top and standout emphasis on “COCAINE” and “JESUS”, this design is printed on a super-soft, breathable unisex tee. The distressed lettering and dark ink make it perfect for light-colored shirts and summer wear. Made for rebels, misfits, and the faithfully flawed.
Highlights:
✅ Premium feel unisex tee
✅ Bold, edgy design with high-resolution printing
✅ Great for casual wear, concerts, road trips, and raising eyebrows
Material:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Pre-shrunk fabric
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Side-seamed for a flattering fit
Color Options:
White, Heather Gray, Soft Cream, and other light colors recommended for optimal visibility.
Sizes:
S–3XL
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
