💡 Warning: Side effects of sobriety may include… a 70% drop in your will to live.
This bold Hospital Monitor design takes a darkly funny spin on the realities of giving up booze. With a clean ECG graphic and a big, unapologetic statement, it’s a conversation starter at any party, pub, or backyard hangout.
Perfect for:
Bachelor/bachelorette parties
Bar nights & drinking buddies
Gag gifts for the “life of the party”
Those who appreciate a little morbid humor with their margarita
Details:
Premium unisex tee – soft, breathable, and made for all-day wear
Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for long-lasting color
True-to-size fit — size up for a relaxed, oversized look
Fabric:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Lightweight yet durable – 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low. Don’t iron directly over the print.
Tags:
funny alcohol shirt, drinking humor, hospital monitor tee, sobriety joke shirt, party gift shirt, bourbon legend, tequila snob, notorious tee, gag gift for drinkers, ECG humor shirt
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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